In reward for past sorrows,
I shall BLOOM into health again.
Breath of life, SUNSHINE you'll be to me,
All the years to come will smile on us.
Friday, February 4, 2011
Parenting Tip # 33; The Bob Ross Baby Daddy
Standing, with baby firmly supported at neck and rump, facing you, begin:
"Bob Ross, Baby Daddy Bob Ross, Baby Daddy
Happy Clouds, Happy Trees Happy Clouds, Happy Trees..."
Baby should be utterly engaged, as if watching Sebastian Cabot spittle the microphone as he narrates Winnie the Pooh, cake crumbs clotting his beard. Repeat.
End with Boop Game finish. For Boop Game rules and instructions, see Parenting Tip #7: The Boop Game.