Friday, February 4, 2011

Parenting Tip # 33; The Bob Ross Baby Daddy

Standing, with baby firmly supported at neck and rump, facing you, begin:

"Bob Ross, Baby Daddy
Bob Ross, Baby Daddy

Happy Clouds, Happy Trees
Happy Clouds, Happy Trees..."

Baby should be utterly engaged, as if watching Sebastian Cabot spittle the microphone as he narrates Winnie the Pooh, cake crumbs clotting his beard. Repeat.

End with Boop Game finish.  For Boop Game rules and instructions, see Parenting Tip #7: The Boop Game.