Starting tomorrow, the Bloomsday Device, as a metaphor for the technological devices I use to maintain the Device, itself, will get a substantial upgrade with an iPhone. I have culled the world for the best Bloomsday-Approved! (T.M.) apps for the iPhone and have found these:
PopTart Monitor App: tells you, in minutes, hours and days, when you'll need more PopTarts.
Abstract Non Sequitur Response App: provides pithy, cryptic or absurd replies to any question.
Natalie Portman Stalker App: gives GPS coordinates, monitors gestational progress and knocked up fashion wardrobe.
O'Ghoulihy's Clevelandia App: Showcases local currents in metaphysics via late night horrorshow.
Avoid Your Doppleganger App: maintain suitable distance to ensure no universal particle reversal.
Bob Ross Baby Daddy App: translate any text into the master painter's soothing voice.