Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, I'd like to remind us all fair minded people that we are all more than the sum of the worst things we've ever done.
But if sit in judgment we must, then, perhaps there is a secondary question: Which misconduct is worse?
The Unbalanced Ventriloquist or the Turkey General.. Both involve puppeteers. And what is Bloomsday, if not a scrutinizer of puppeteers?
Find: G'Nip G'Nop, Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots, A Wrongfully Accused Future Sex Offender Registrant, Tetris, Tres Aves Du Angry Extremists, Don't Spill The Beans, An Elephant, A Bat Cave, A Large Turkey.