I'd rather be O'Ghoulihy
than any other clown.
He's found the key to liberty
within this shackled town.
He speaketh truth in riddles
and with trinitarian aplomb.
He shaketh spears at hypocrites
who thinketh Claudius dumb.
I, O'Ghoulihy, arrive today
to save your souls from whoredom.
I hope and wish and dream and pray
You'll find me free of boredom.
